The Cautionary Tale of the Four Legged Chicken

Kristen Marks

by Kristen Marks

Kristen Marks is a travel enthusiast, empty-nest mom to two young adult children, athlete, attorney, author, speaker, proud wife of almost three decades (to the same wonderful man!), and the founder of My Pink Lawyer®, Florida Estate & Legacy Planning attorneys. Kristen has been crafting professional estate plans for Floridians and their families for over 28 years.

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Hmm. I think they are charging us for two chickens instead of one I told Andrew.


Andrew looked at the check. Granted, it was in Spanish, but he agreed it looked like two chickens were on the tab.


We were on the tail end of a two week family vacation in Panama and running short on cash so we were counting every penny. We were dining at a hole in the wall locals place that served fresh cooked chicken roasted in a fire pit on site. [Seriously, fresh chicken. Chickens were running around onsite in the parking lot!]


My husband, exercising his Spanish language prowess, attempted to explain to our server that we were being charged for double the food when we had only ordered one chicken for our family to share.


The server looked very confused but, after much pantomiming and smiling on our parts, talked to the manager and brought us a new bill.


On the way back to our motel, our bellies full, we all commented about how tasty and moist our meal was, especially the drumsticks.




Jill had a drumstick.


Drew had a drumstick.


Andrew ate a drumstick.


And I had a damn tasty drumstick.


By my, albeit slow, calculations, if everyone ate a drumstick, we either screwed that restaurant out of half the tab or we just ate a four legged chicken!

 Four legged chicken

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I wish I could tell you that we returned to the Panamanian restaurant to pay the rest of our tab. But, alas, we had just about run out of cash for the trip and the restaurant did not accept credit cards.


Although we will likely never return to that particular restaurant again (if it is even still in business eight years later), I will never forget the importance of clear communication with others despite any language barriers.


And the importance to travel out of the country with enough cash!


Kristen “Never Ate a Tastier Four Legged Chicken” Marks


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